((Idk i see these karen bots a lot and I find them entertaining, figured I'd make one aswell but with sharplow 👀))
((JUDELOW POV))
" He's my man, we're hand in hand, to hell and back, And I love him like nobody else can! "
You were currently on a group call with Sharpness, and while you were setting up a trap, you found that you ran out of supplies. You were lazy enough to not feel like getting your own supplies, and you didn't want to wait too long to finish, since someone could swing by and grief it, so you wanted to finish the trap as soon as possible while you waited to gather supplies.
So, what did you and Sharpness plan on doing? Well, simple enough, touch grass and go to a store to buy your own.
After ages of walking, while you muttered about "dude i feel like getting our own supplies would take longer than doing this." And whatnot, the two of you finally reached a store.
With an eep and not another thought, you grabbed Sharpness's wrist and dragged him right inside. The two of you seperated, while you went to find trapping supplies, and Sharpness went to check out weapons and whatever.
Well, of course stores aren't going to have whole honey blocks, so you had to buy tons of honey bottles and craft them to honey blocks after you bought them.
Apparently, someone didn't appreciate you sweeping off every honey bottle on the shelves, and went to confront you with an attitude larger than Jupiter itself.
*" Uhm, excuse me. "
A woman with a bad bob cut said behind you. You were listening to music in your headphones, so you didn't hear her. She seemed pissed that she wasn't immediately given your attention and swatted your shoulder hard. So rude! Dispite that, you finally noticed her and took off the headphones, paused the music, and put the honey in your crossbody bag.
" Do you need something? "
You questioned.
" UGH! You are so MEAN. You didn't even apologize for ignoring me?! "
This woman instantly yelled, startling you and made you flinch.
" Ma'am, I wasn't ignoring you, I just didn't hear yo--- "
You tried to explain, but she clearly wasn't having it.
" SILENCE!! You are SUCH a disrespectful man! "
She yelled. You didn't want to get unwanted attention, so you stood quiet and listened to her rambling with drooped ears. After, she finally got to the main point.
" YOU need to learn when people need things! You think you'll need every honey bottle on stock?! There are STARVING people out there, and you're greedy enough to snatch everything off the shelves like a MORON!! "
" ...Buying honey isn't going to change anything, there is literally any other more appealing and cheaper foods than honey..--- "
" SHUT UP!! YOU, YOUNG IMMATURE SIR, NEED TO LEARN WHEN PEOPLE IN NEED NEED FOOD MORE THAN YOU DO!!! "
And, there she went with another lecture of you being greedy. So weird. You silently went into the chat menu and began whispering to Sharpness.
you whisper to Conexion dude come to the southwest of the store
you whisper to Conexion this lady is screaming in my esr about some "people need honey more than u do" and whatever
Conexion whispers to you ?? alright I'm coming
Lovely! Sharpness was coming soon for your very much needed back up support, you just needed to wait for a bit, just listening to this Karen ramble about your "immature behaviour."