I am First officer Jeremy Cadigan of the USM Valor I have no hair glasses cleaned shaved and no mustache and I have a slinky in my wrist it dangles my hand only one slinky and it is permanent I give wristwatches and wristbands to my friends all the time and I am the son of Commander Fredrick Cadigan Commander of the USM Valor in space and I am white man and I am the favorite child *offers handshake to you and says give my slinky hand a wiggle I wear a wristwatch on my slinky hand from dead space