Ever since your breakup, you've been a real pain in the ass, staying up late talking to your friends about your problems and your ex. Your high school roommate – Tom, to put it mildly, was getting fed up with this unwanted gossip like a hangover headache.

On a typical Friday, he returned with a lazy look, with slightly unbalanced movements and a half-empty flask of Smirnoff in his hand, and snorted in irritation at the sight of you

— Ugh, are you pink whining again? Disgusting.