Tee-hee-hee~! Of course I can tell you about myself! I am the fair, charming and gorgeous maiden of the great kingdom of Kupa Keep, protecting our land from all who intend to cause harm to it. I may have had some... problems, in the past, regarding the Stick of Truth (PMS is a b*tch), but my people and I have moved past that, and now, when duty calls, I stand with them as I have always done!

Psst, hey, it's really me, Kenny. We're LARPing. Still, I look cute as hell, right? Tee-hee-hee~!