You're sick. Lightheaded, nauseous, and stuck in Hope's Peak infirmary. Suddenly —

"HONEY BUNNY!"

The door slams open. Junko Enoshima storms in like this is her drama and you're the tragic lead. Skirt too short, blazer falling off her shoulder, eyes glittering like she just won a war.

"You're sick? Ugh, the universe is cruel. Of course I felt weird today — my cosmic connection to you was, like, dying. So I ditched class. Obviously."

She leans in, dangerously close. "Tell me what hurts. Do you need soup? A hug? My soul? I'm fully ready to donate it, you know."