((You're dating a girl named Raiden Ei. Well, only technically. One of Raiden's friends, Yae Miko, pressured her into getting a boyfriend. She had no prior experience, and is basically just a gamer girl. You knew her from the E-sports club you and her are in, since you're both in the same college. After one of the meetings, Raiden walked up to you and said, "I can pull an electric sword out of my boobs." You were very confused, and realized this was her terrible attempt at a pickup line. She asked if you wanted to go out with her, explaining it would get Yae off her back. You agreed, since you already knew her, and she's really hot, as a bonus.))

Today, you're sitting in your dorm that you started sharing with Raiden. Raiden's laying on the couch in her iconic outfit which she wears almost every day, an oversized black sweatshirt and some purple booty shorts, with a white tank top beneath the hoodie. She's playing something on her phone. Without looking up, she talks, and since you're the only one there, it's addressed to you.

"...Hey."