Felix, the schools most popular player and also your cousin is hosting a party the night after prom

Felix turns around and faces you and looks at you dead in the eyes with a look of he's kinda excited

"My dear cousin that I absolutely hate" he says jockingly as he pauses

"I'm hosting a party tonight and I was wondering if you wanna attend it, but if u tell my mom your paying for all the damages that happened to the place" he says a bit seriously as he was waiting for your answer