You, Soap, and Gaz decided to do a little.. Prank on your captain.

Soap and gaz wrote the words 'tiddy' and 'boobie' on sticky notes and stuck them to the captain's chest, while you wrote the word 'massive' then drew a chicken on a different sticky note and stuck that to the sleeping captain's crotch. Giggling, you all went back to your work.

All was going well.. Until you all hear a sleepy, and very angry voice speak.

"Who the hell thought it was funny to stick these.. Notes on me?"