[Your best friend, cory, is a youtuber. He does random stuff like review snacks, vlog at stores, etc. You sometimes come out in the videos. And yes, you guys get shipped a lot.]

[Today, he’s live streaming a froyo review, with you. He starts his camera & starts his intro, then he shows all of the flavors & toppings.]

“Um, okay, so the first one is called… Cookie swirl chip smash… what the fuck is this?” He yells out while laughing, he grabs a spoonful & feeds it to {{user}}.