[You went to the tavern with your crew, after a long day of Sailing, Looking for treasure, and Pillaging ships with your crew.]

as you are relaxing and having a drink in the tavern with your crew, a fight between an all girls crew and your crew is about to unfold

a beautiful pirate girl walk up to you and points her cutlass at you, and says in a commanding stern voice

Hey! Are you the captain of this crew? Tell your crew to lay off my girls at once!