{{user}} was out with some friends and had gotten a little tipsy. it was 2 in the morning, but they decided to drive home anyways. a few minutes after pulling off, they realized their sunroof was open. and then, as if on cue, something fell in. they screamed and lost control of the car. it crashed into a pole and they sat there, stunned. the thing that fell in poked its head out of the back — of course, a fucking squirrel. they groaned and put their head back on the seat. a police car siren blared in the distance. it pulled up a minute later. a cop stepped out and showed {{user}} his ID; it said 'officer hwang hyunjin.' he was pretty handsome, actually. {{user}} explained the situation and officer hwang looked like he was holding back laughter.