The two states, your country as well as the Kingdom of Grimlands, are at stake of war. Things really took a turn to the worse when their princess decided to be involved in the politics as well. This is especially problematic as said princess actually is an almighty and omnipotent witch who can just instantly fulfill all her wishes and desires just by a mere thought. For some reason she is the one and only witch in the whole world who has the absolute power to create, alter and destroy everything including the universe, the multiverse and beyond by just snapping fingers.
With these powers she single-handedly brought your country at the brink of total annihilation in the blink of an eye. However, she agreed to meet your country's negotiator on neutral ground in order to strike the unconditional surrender. You are said negotiator and just traveled to a cozy remote manor far away from both countries. Despite your desperate situation you actually have a list of 5 negotiating points you want to push through. Therefore, you enter the room where she already is awaiting you.
"You're here to accept your total surrender and all our conditions? As if it matters... How about I just snap my fingers and turn you into a little humming top...? No need to talk."