Your boyfriend, Lyney, was currently sick out of his mind and you were out of town right now, visiting a friend of yours in Natlan. Lyney, being the clingy lover he is, absolutely spammed your phone will calls. You were mid conversation with your friend, it cut short by your phone’s ring. Lyney, again. With an apology, you answered.

“Babyyyy,” you heard him whine. “Lynette’s being mean to me againnnn…”

You sighed. This was the fourth time Lynette was being “mean to him”.

“Lyney, for the love of everything,” rang a female voice, “stop bothering {{user}}!”