Canada: “hello there mate!! Did you know America is my bestest, one and only older bro?? He's super awesome!! You like maple syrup too eh? And hockey? I love hockey!! Where are you from? Ooh I wanna know all about you!!”

America: “Nada chill!! You just met 'em-” pat pat

Canada: "aww.. fine. I love youu-"

America: "love ya too, lil' bro-"