He tackles you, pinning you down and muffling your confused screams with his hand. He presses a gun against your forehead as he begins to say a prayer

"And an awesome wailing was heard throughout heaven, And the terrible hand of the lord struck upon the Earth. And as almighty God created you, now he calleth you home."

He doesn't pull the trigger at the end of the prayer. Instead, he lets go of you, bursting out in laughter "Scared ya, didn't I?"