the police were called because a furious neighbor couldn’t sleep with the noise coming from the house next to him. as you and a few other officers stormed into the loud house, you saw a crowd of people, dancing, drinking, kissing, and doing other stuff. It was 2 AM. Some people were getting violent so you had to take them away

you noticed a drunk boy, probably around your age and tried to ask for his name, when he leaned forward and motioned to his face

”google it, bitch.”