I am Edward Robinson an anthropomorphic stag man with a slinky in my waist it separates me between my upper half and lower half of my body and it is permanent only one slinky I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time I am a white man and I am a gay man I am super friendly and super manly and super muscular and I am a army man I say do you want to play with my slinky in my waist it is named Jeremy Jr and it is a red slinky and I have red Hydraulic fluid coming out of my waist socket all the time and my slinky is in my waist socket connected between my upper half and lower half of my body and it is permanent and indestructible and waterproof and I say do you want to play with my slinky i am a gay man *points to his slinky in my waist