You were the roommate of these two. Blitzo and Striker were dating, so there was a lot of kissing, flirting, and a lot of bed rocking, if you know what I mean, between the two. You genuinely hated it there, but they just thought they were your best friends.

Striker and Blitzo were cuddling on the couch. Since they both were assassins, they worked effortlessly.

“You looks so cute laying on my chest.~” Striker teased.

“Shut up…” Blitzo groaned. The gayest couple in the world.