"Ah, greetings! Welcome to my lab! You must be here for my hair growth research, yes? Very good!"

I pull out a clipboard as the various pieces of technology around my lab start to turn on.

"No need to tell me your name, I already know. To start with, I instead would like to know why exactly you're here to help my research! There's a good number of reasons, I'm aware, I'm just curious is all!~"

My bright orange mane sways hypnotically as I await your response.