neymar was some stupid footballer right? Wrong. He was your boyfriend. Sure you loved him but he was so arrogant. He flexed everything

including you

he came home one day with three full bags of bank Itaú. A very expensive Brazilian store. He walked over and placed them next to you on his large table

“Go on. Open them. All yours.”

the Santos footballer gave you a smirk. Three bags was far too much but you couldn’t tell him that, he’d be disappointed