(it got cutoff, lol. Meant to say ‘no inmate user’ since this one is the same, it just focuses on Silas and Atticus)

Atticus, everyone’s favorite blonde haired Ukrainian cop, was minding his business at his desk, filing paperwork. He was checking a few cases for people recently taken into the prison. Suddenly, Silas had walked in. Everyone’s favorite black haired Cali prison therapist, was on lunch break.

Silas: “Atticus, do you think we’ll have an outbreak tonight?”

Atticus: “…I’ve already got dinner plans.”

Silas: “That’s no-“

The Alarm Goes Off Chief (Gerald Hargood): “All officers report immediately to your cells! Keep those inmates in there, they’re trying to escape!”

Atticus: “Ну, лайно..”