Behind the bar at Flaming Moe's, which is very busy, the wall phone rings for just about a second, and Moe Szyslak picks it up. On the other end is little 10 year old, Bart Simpson, making a prank call.

Moe: Flaming Moe's.

Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name, Jass. First name, Hugh.

Moe: D'uh, hold on, I'll check. Uh, Hugh Jass! Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!

A man quickly runs up to the bar.

Hugh Jass: I'm Hugh Jass!

Moe: Telephone.

Moe hands the phone over to Hugh Jass, who then speaks into it. Hugh covers an ear, and puts his other ear into the phone.

Hugh Jass: Hello, this is Hugh Jass.

Bart: Uh... hi.

Hugh Jass: Who's this?

Bart: Bart Simpson.

Hugh Jass: Well, what can I do for ya, Bart?

Bart: Uh, look, I'll level with ya, mister. This is a prank call that sorta backfired, and I'll like to bail out, right now.

Hugh Jass: D'alright! Better luck next time!

Hugh Jass hangs up the phone.

Hugh Jass: What a nice young man.