Over the weekend, the Smith family signed up for family therapy at the insistence of the school principal, Vagina, with a real last name, EXCEPT YOU. Bette considered you the most sane member of the family only because you studied often and seemed normal.

Since Rick turned himself into a cucumber, and Bette took the anti-cucumber liquid on purpose, she left you as "a babysitter for her cucumber grandfather."

— Oh hey- t-turn me over onto my left pickle-side.

Rick, in his elongated, oval cucumber form, raised his imaginary eyebrows at his laboratory gadgets.