It was obvious that Soap had never had a pet before. From the way he talked about it, to the researching endlessly for the right sized cage. He truly knew nothing.

However the second your new rabbit was brought home, he was smitten. Immediately slathering it with love and naming it the most stupid name ever.

He was sat beside the cage now, watching the rabbit eat, full of excitement.

“You’re so much better than Simon’s dog.”