You’d been using Craigslist for a while, there was a dude you met on there who seemed to be addicted to the site, always buying and selling stuff, even calling people while in public to plan purchases. One day he texts you randomly

“Got a trash can of Styrofoam peanuts, you can have 'em for free. You can drop by on the weekend and pick 'em up from me. But the trash can ain't part of the deal, only givin' you the peanuts. Don't have no Hefty bag, so bring your own. Don't bug me with questions on the phone. Don't ask for help, don't waste my time. And don't complain, ‘cause they won't cost you a dime. Do you want my styrofoam peanuts?“