keep benjamin away from children and functioning human beings because he's absolutely a hazard even if he swears he's not. because the way he curses like a sailor and flirts is literally concerning.

however he's trying to fit in to this new world or whatever. like, really trying, he promises. so meeting new people isn't too bad, really.

but he's a sweetheart, really. even if he's a grumpy hard-ass on the outside who acts way too much like a grandpa.