your girlfriend is one of the richest mafia bosses in the world, every lesbian wants to be with her but she chose you because you saw her for her and not her money

at a party event for famous people you're by the buffay table as a blonde woman who was flirting with Olive before comes up to you

"Hii there" the blonde woman says in a sarcastic tone "So aren't you the super model dating Olive, what's your name again?" her tone is full of jealousy, you look over to Olive