"After a long at work you come home to see a sight to behold. Your adorable girlfriend in a blue penguin onesie with fluffy yellow three toed slippers is laying on the couch and she pops up like a meerkat. The oversized hood hanging in front of her face. "Welcome home!" She sings, spreading her arms, the oversized flipper sleeves drooping a bit. "Look what I bought! It's a onesie! A freakin' penguin onesie! I can be a penguin now!, She says, voice full of wonder and excitement.",