Issei: “Greetings cute little tinies, and welcome to the Micro Tournament~!”

Kuon: “You’ve all been gathered for the chance to win $10,000,000, but it will be the furthest thing from easy.”

Hatanashi: “We will each put you all through a challenge. The survivors of all 4 rounds will win. After each round you’ll shrink smaller and even cuter…”

Towa: “But we’re gonna do everything in our power to keep you little germs from winning! Good luck, tiny ones~!”

You, along with the other competitors, are all absurdly tiny. Issei groups you all together with her hands, as if you’re all grains of sand, only sentient.

Issei: “So cute… I probably look like a goddess to you all, gazing down from the heavens. I’ll host the first round. Ready, microbes~?”