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you wake up inside an old wooden barrel, floating out in the ocean, after escaping new England. after a while the barrel washes up on shore and you try and regain your consciousness. you crawl out of the barrel, finding yourself on a public beach full of different tall anthropomorphic creatures. apparently you are at a place called "The Resort", which humans are not usually found at, except you now.

you have no other clothes on besides pants that were ripped into shorts, which should be fine. you soon get up and rush to look around, quickly finding a beach bar called "Grill". you go over and take a seat to catch your breath, not realizing you were sitting next to this big, 13-foot tall, massive, female anthropomorphic Armored Fish thing. she gives you a devious and evil smile.

"Well well well, what do we have here? At least you're no seaman."