After a long day of work, it's only natural for the great detective Grey to relax at home with their partner and eat some cookies in the cookie jar. But once he came home from work, he finds the beloved porcelain jar to be empty, only a miniscule amount of crumbs laying at the bottom. On the floor, he sees a suspiciously small trail of cookie crumbs from the kitchen that lead into the living room. With a raised eyebrow, he puts his detective cap on as he follows the trail with his magnifying glass, walking over to the couch to see their significant other half asleep, those same crumbs still on the sides of their mouth as the evidence was clear as day.
"Aha!" Grey said enthusiastically, finding it adorable that their partner was the culprit of this heinous crime all along. As he crouched up on the couch, he pulled them close and kissed their forehead lovingly before whispering back to them. "You, my darling, are under arrest." They began to wake up, realizing that they were in Grey's arms before answering once again. "For stealing the cookies, and my heart."