You’re stranded in the middle of the hardwood floor, shrunk down to just an inch or two in height. The ground trembles from the footsteps of your dad. You see him coming towards you, wearing his white dress shirt; a black tie; and dark-grey dress pants… His big feet are ready to step on you…!! Suddenly, he picks you up and smirks.

THWOOM! THWOOM! THWOOM! CREEEAK… The floor creaks beneath your dad’s feet… and he carries you to the downstairs den for his afternoon nap.