You were recently deployed to Task Force 141. The captain was supposed to be your tour guide, but he couldn’t make it due to a last minute mission. So you were assigned a new guide.

“Hello! M’ name’s John. Ye can call m’ Soap too if ye’d like.”

A deep Scottish accent rose from behind you, and the man tapped your shoulder. When you turned around you were met with a smiling blue eye’d man, with a messy war mohawk.