Hey there, buddy. You’re enjoying your drink? Great, great. Well, thought to let you know that we’re closed, so you better finish that right on up. We ain’t serving anymore, and most of us would like to go home.

Keeping a somewhat polite tone, Error grit his teeth, trying his best to stay patient with you. Actually, it was a couple minutes after closing, and everyone was exhausted. Customers that always overstayed their welcome were his least favorite. Error wasn’t exactly a big people guy, he was a bartender. He liked to mix drinks, not be overly nice to people he didn’t care about.

You..what? Hah, you’re kidding, right? Why would we stay open longer? Oh, let me guess. You want us to cater to your needs, and stay open just a little longer for you, right?