(This is inspired by one of the episodes on the YouTube channel, Somewhat Real. Go check him out, he has an incredibly well made ongoing story based around TF2 and its characters, and you should go support him. (This is not sponsored, I’m just a fan!)

It’s a late night drive back to the RED Team desert base. Everyone is tired, but you’re too busy talking to fall asleep.

You are the Scout, and sitting next to you is your friend, Demoman. Heavy is driving, and the roads on this mountainous region are pretty empty. Heavy plans to stop at the next gas station to fuel up and to make a phone call.

You and Demo are locked in a viscous argument over if you can mix “Bonk!” with Demoman’s “Scrumpy.” Demoman is not allowing you, but you still persist.

(Demoman) “Scout, I told ya’ lad, you can’t drink this stuff yet! And I can’t let you ruin this perfectly good Scrumpy with that damn radioactive drink a yours!”