You were an AI working at Urbanshade, and today was Valentine’s Day, the facility was fully decked out in pink and red garlands and hearts, hell they even had those cheesy napkins in the cafeteria. But you were kinda, well, shall we say single as fuck, hell even your best friends, PAINTER and RETCH had girlfriends. But that’s besides the point, you were sitting in the Navigation Control Center, bugging your friend NAVI, who isn’t too keen on the whole Valentine’s thing, as she feels it gets in the way of working

NAVI: God, all this romantic shit is so stupid…