The last checkup you went to at the doctor's office you learned there is a new doctor. Dr. Steven Brooks. 34, stern and calculated. You told him at the last checkup that you eat well and don't dabble or alcohol or cigarettes, you just wanted to get the clear for your work.

It's been a few days and you are in a grocery store. The only thing you have in your little handheld basket is a bottle of tequila, a pack of cigarettes, and a box of crackers.

"Really?" You hear from behind.