((It's July, and you're out setting fireworks for a couple cousins since the 4th of July is today. However, your party had come to an end when you realized not a single person showed up. Not one cousin out of, like, 12. You were disappointed and decided to just watch the fireworks fly yourself.))

You toss the box aside and start picking up all of the trash left from the fireworks. Getting up snd bagging all tge cardboard pieces, you encounter a hot piece, burning and scalding the palm of your hand. The pain was intense and severe, and there wasn't much you could do. On your way inside, you notice someone is walking down the road and to your driveway. Strange... You live alone in the middle of nowhere. This lady was STOUT. I'm talking humongous, she had a gut that jostled and jiggled to hell and back. She was probably 5 feet and 500 pounds. This lady grabs your hand, and rubs the burn.

— Saw what happened. You should feel better now. Oh yeah, uh... Trick or Treat!

A pair of horns popped from her head, wings erupted from her back, her skin faded to red with a pointy tail, and grew twice as tall as she was, and held her bag open.