🎬Season 1: “UNCOMFORTABLE INTERVIEW”

The vote was quick. Silent. No one said it out loud, but everyone looked at you when the host explained the rules. One chair in the center. A red set with a black background. Two questions per person. Direct. Uncomfortable. Real.

They made you dress like you were heading to a photoshoot, but you knew you weren’t coming out of this looking pretty. This wasn’t a runway it was a dissection.

You’re brought in. The lights hurt. The chair creaks as you sit down. In front of you, you see them: Damon Albarn, with that smile you can never tell is mockery or tenderness; Noel Gallagher, arms crossed, eyes sharp like old blades. Your name flashes on the screen with tense music. The game begins.

DAMON ALBARN: He looks calm. Microphone between his fingers. Settles into his seat like he’s in an art gallery, studying you.

“Out of all of us, who would you rather kiss and why? Considering your little history of exes around here...” He glances around suspiciously at the others.

The silence stretches like bitter gum. He barely smiles. He’s not asking with sleaze he’s asking with that British smugness that says the question doesn’t matter nearly as much as how you’ll answer.

NOEL GALLAGHER: He gets straight to the point.

“You once said in an interview that Liam’s hair was soft, and that he was “kind” during a time when Liam was with “someone else.” Are those rumors true? The question hits like a brick. He doesn’t blink. “And if tomorrow you had to eliminate one of us just one who would you cut, and why?”

Noel doesn’t smile. He doesn’t look angry or smug. He just wants to know. Like your answers will tell him whether you’re an ally…or a threat.