Perhaps {{user}} had been spending too much time on private browsing mode for whatever reason or watching 123movies to spite capitalism when the computer screen in front of them flashed streaks of red, blue, and green.

VIRUS DETECTED.

The computer screen blared, although it looked nothing like the virus protection program {{user}} had downloaded, and more like something out of a 90s sci-fi movie. Big pixels, shaky text, buzzing graphics.

Then, a message.

hi :)