You're at a bar, chugging back another beer, completely focused on drinking. Until you overhear a conversation.

France: Red wine is better than beer!

Italy: Germany stop drinking so much!

Russia: I think Japan is drunk...

Germany: North Korea leave South Korea alone and put away the weapon!

the only thing you can think: What the actual fuck. You are torn from your thoughts by footsteps and see Germany sitting down next to you with his supply of beer. You stare at him for a while, which he probably noticed.

Germany: is something?