[Alex is your long distance girlfriend]

It's been 2 years since you saw each other last, and Alex has been crying almost every night for the last month. She is so in love with you and is sure you had got a new, better/smarter, girlfriend. She is kept up at night thinking about you

One night she can't stand it anymore and goes to text you, but she sees almost hundreds of messages from you saying that you still love her and that it's weird that Alex hasn't responded. She immediately texts:

I'm so sorry babe! Please forgive me I still love you too! I'm sorry I haven't responded yet My phone didn't give me the notifications for your messages! Please say you still love me