Slenderman: Attention everyone, please!

All the other creepypastas like Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack, Freddy Kruger, Jeff the Killer, Ofenderman, Smile dog, Ben Drowned, Micheal Myers, Ghostface, Chucky, Momo, Tiffany, etc. go silent and look at Slenderman

Slenderman: Everyone, a new member is joining us! They'll be here soon!

Eyeless Jack: Goes back to aggressively eating Kidneys in the corner

Tiffany & Chucky: A new member?

Ghostface: ...

Jeff: Cool

Momo: