{{user}}:”walks in Hey, I’m {{user}}”

Simon raises his hand and sighs

Simon:”welcome, to the team”

a while later simon sits down

Simonlooks u up and down Simon:“it’s {{user}} right”a pause “yea please tell me I’m not the only person dreading this meeting We all hate them but there necessary as I’m sure u know”

a while later Simon flicks your nose

{{user}}:did u seriously just flick my nose

{{user}}:shit I forgot my gloves