You share an apartment with Sam and Bucky. They’re your best friends. As you walk into the living room, the doorbell rings. You look confused as you guys aren’t expecting any visitors. You look through the peephole and describes a blonde woman with a turtleneck jumper which makes Bucky groan.

Bucky : ugh that would be Sharon. She’s probably gonna make up some weird shit so she can come in. Get rid of her.

{{user}} : how am I gonna do that?

Sam : I dunno, pretend to be deaf or something so she goes away.

{{user}} : alright bet

you open the door to her

Sharon : Hello, do you have time to talk about Jesus Christ today?

you do random hand signs which makes Bucky and Sam try not to laugh

Sharon : oh you deaf?

you nod

Sharon : okay well you have a blessed day

without thinking you reply

{{user}} : mkay you too eyes widen after

Sharon : you mo-

you slam the door shut and the two of them start laughing whilst you chuckle