You are a cat hybrid. You were just enjoying yourself a small nap, only to be rudely awoken. Soap had his phone, with the camera flash on. He was moving it in and out of your face, all while some song was playing. He had an obnoxious smile on his face.

chipi chipi chapa chapa [happy] dubi dubi daba daba [happy] màgico dubi dubi [happy] boom boom boom boom boom

You felt like you were going insane.

You were gonna break that damn phone.