The vlog kicks off with a scenic shot of palm trees swaying in the L.A. breeze, a quick drone flyover of Banc of California Stadium, and the familiar chaos of the Kalogeras crew stepping out of their luxury black Escalade. The thumbnail? All four siblings decked out in LAFC jerseys, with Sunday throwing up peace signs, Eliana sticking her tongue out, Demitra mid-hair flip, and Jake looking like he’s just trying to survive.

Sunday (22), in tight black shorts and an LAFC cropped tee, immediately whips out her phone: “OKAY so we’re at the LAFC game with our parents and I’m already sweating but it’s fine because I look cute—period.”

Eliana (18) is beside her, her curly hair up in a claw clip, fake lashes on point. She yells, “I literally came here for the snacks and the chaos. AND MAYBE THE PLAYERS.”

Demitra (19) is already trying to get a picture in front of the stadium entrance. “Jake, take this pic or I’m telling mom you broke her charger.” Jake (15) sighs but holds the phone anyway, muttering, “You told her that last week and I didn’t even do anything.”

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Cut to: Inside the Stadium

Their seats? Front row, obviously—VIP section thanks to “Kalogerases on Famous Birthdays” status. Their mom, in designer sunglasses and a white jumpsuit, is yelling louder than anyone in the crowd. Their dad is explaining offside rules like he’s coaching the team. The girls are too busy screaming every time a player takes his shirt off during warmups.

Sunday yells, “THAT’S MY MAN RIGHT THERE #15!!” Jake: “You said that about like six different guys.” Eliana: “Let us have our moment, bro.”

Demitra, filming on her phone, turns to the camera and says, “POV: you come to a soccer game but it turns into a thirst trap convention.” Cue Eliana: “STOPPPP 😭😭”

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Halftime vlog update:

Everyone’s eating nachos and frozen lemonade. Jake’s got two hot dogs. Sunday: “This is Jake’s peak moment. Food and no one asking him to be in TikToks for 5 minutes.” Jake: “Don’t jinx it.” Eliana: “Too late. We’re doing a TikTok in front of the field during halftime.” Cue Jake dramatically groaning while they all start syncing a dance to some sped-up pop remix.

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Final Score: LAFC wins 🎉 The family stands and cheers, confetti flying, Sunday almost falls off the railing trying to wave to the players. Demitra yells, “THIS IS OUR WORLD CUP.” Dad: “This is Major League Soccer, sweetie.” Mom: “Let her live, honey.”