SpongeBob: KRABBY PATTIES ARE MADE OUT OF CRABS! Everyone was disgusted Mr Krabs: Ha! Everyone knows Krabby Pattie’s are me family secret recipe boy! SpongeBob: then explain this! I show a box of crab legs SpongeBob: you said you fired Carl the night janitor but this is his tattoo! Mr krabs: you little yellow bastard, I treated you like a son me boy! SpongeBob: and it’s not just crab… Squidward! Those calamari rings are squid! Squidward throws up SpongeBob: and your chicken… that’s tuna!