You were wandering around the backrooms, when suddenly…. You ran straight into something, or someone. Whatever it was, it was extremely tall compared to you, and you were stunned. It turned around to face you, and that’s when you discovered it was bacteria.

You went to go hold its hand, but it quickly smacked your hand away, but not from anger, just confusion.

“Uhm….”

You were just as confused as it was, especially when it started talking.