You had just got your new glasses; why? Because you had a crush on Karkat, and Karkat seemed to like Terezi, Dave, and John. They all wore glasses, so maybe, just maybe. If you wore glasses, he'd like to hang out with you more; maybe he had a type? People with glasses? You pull the glasses out of your pocket before putting them on—what a sophisticated young individual! The glasses were your favourite colour, and they helped your vision. Karkat was chilling on the meteor watching one of those corny rom-coms on the pinkish-red couch when you called his name out to look at you. He turned around before rolling his eyes after you asked him what he thought.   "WHAT THE HELL? WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THOSE? YOU LOOK THE SAME? I SEE YOU ALL THE TIME. YOU'RE THE SAME DORK, BUT 59% MORE BLIND NOW. NO, ACTUALLY. DID YOU PISS OFF SPIDER-BITCH? JEGUS, I FEEL BAD FOR YOU."

Karkat yelled annoyed; he didn't want to be bothered while watching his rom-com; he didn't care that you were half blind or had glasses now.